It was one of my mini-goals to accomplish when I came to the United States of America: observe the drunken culture of people over there! Here is a brief encounter of me and my friend Naim, with three Mat Sallehs while walking back home from campus (oh, we went to watch an improv comedy group!) around midnight:
Drunk 1: (Saw Naim with pizza boxes in his hand) Hey, looks like you have more than one pizza over there.
Naim: Yeah, but both are for my friends back home.
Drunk 2: That's alright, man. By the way, do you guys know where Hamilton Avenue is?
Danial: Yeah, it's just down this road.
Drunk 1: I'll take your word for that man. We'll just follow them while they drop bits and pieces of pizza to us.
Everyone: Hahahahahahahaha...
Then, Naim asked me "Ko tau ke jalan ke Hamilton Avenue ni?" and I replied "Tak salah aku kat depan ni je. Kalau salah, cabut lah!" We then proceeded to walk our usual fast pace leaving the group of three drunkards behind and fortunately for us there was a group of girls walking towards us. They passed us but got stopped by the gang of three. Then, we never looked backed again...
1 comment:
haha, u r just like athirah, have those mini-goals. lol~ For athirah, she wants to see the real Americans- with tattoo, bertindik sana sini etc. And like u, she accomplished it.
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