Sunday, March 7, 2010

What Kind Of Idiot Are You On Facebook? #2

Well, well. It has come to this. I didn't want to do it but the situation has gotten out of hand and someone has to step in and save these souls from impending doom. Here are more random destructive behaviors that citizens of Facebook indulge on.
  1. Becoming a fan of every random quote imaginable - this is one example of the fast-paced society that we live in. Pretty much goes like this:  you see someone becoming a fan of "I hate when I accidentally make awkward eye contact with people", think "Hey, that statement gets me!", click THAT button & move on with your life.
  2. The cocks who made those fan pages in the first place - shows that pathetic losers do get some recognition in life!
  3. Promoting that you can make money on Facebook - definitely a ponzi scheme which is prevalent in Malaysia ever since the advent of the catch phrase "skim cepat kaya." Quit being a lazy-arsed slacker & get a real job. Seriously, I have more respect towards Indonesian construction workers than these greedy opportunists.
  4. 'Tag' Abusing - The 'tag' system was made so that it will be easier to identify your friends or acquantainces in a given photo. But it just had to be screwed with. Now, any imaginable picture can be tagged with all your friends & the latest spam (notably The Sims spam) can automatically 'tag' your friends unknowingly, causing wall havoc.
  5. "I Can't Believe..." type fan pages - something new to Facebook here. Apparently you have to become a fan of these kind of pages to see how Megan Fox looked like when she was small or the answer to the riddle that 77.7% Oxford students got wrong or the best divorce letter ever. Definitely something shady is going on here...

4 comments:

Wanturd™ said...

arrr.sila keluar kan #3 segera.

yg pasal rm100 bila login facebook tu dah jatuh hukum haram. ada dalam ustat zaharudin punye web.

aku baru je cakap borak2 ngn mirul trend quote bodoh tu.tah pape weh!

Dahsar Matsar said...

haha you really like to attack these facebookers!

this is true though i guess you're tellin it how it is!

Danial said...

@safwan: bagus lah dah ada back-up bab agama. tapi perasan tak skim2 ni banyak datang dari orang malaysia gak?

@rashad: it's fun at first but gets waaay annoying when it's spamming your news feed.

Wanturd™ said...

aaaa.tak silap aku, ustat tu sdri kate yang malaysia ni lubuk MLM. aku tgok negara lain tade sgt pon.